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Laserdisc Title: "TWO IF BY SEA"
Edition: Widescreen Edition (Single Disc)
Directed By: Bill Bennett
Starring: Sandra Bullock, Denis Leary, Stephen Dillane, Yaphet Kotto, Mike Star
Production / Year: 1996 Morgan Creek Productions, Inc.
Running Time: 131 Minutes / Color
Audio Format: Digitally Processed, Dolby Surround, Stereo, CX Encoded
Video Format: LTBX, NTSC, CLV (Extended Play)
Miscellaneous Features: Rated R, Closed Captioned
Distributed By: Warner Home Video
Catalog / Spine Number: 14159
Cosmetic Condition:
Disc (s): Good - Some very light to very minor hairline surface scratches or light fingerprint marks
Jacket: Excellent - Normal shelf wear, few creases, slightly worn-out corners or edges but no obvious signs of spines splitting
Synopsis:
I get so sick at sea it is unbelievable, this movie reminds of puking my guts out on the ocean, first it starts with the complete meal, going overboard as I gladly hang on the the rail, hoping to fall overboard and die a quick and painful death, then it's gone, and it's time to puke the byle, yellow byle, tasting like battery acid, a pretty yellow color, the experience goes on for like 8 hours and I want to die but can't. Nothing helps and everyone else is so glad I am in so much pain, they are perfectly oblivious to my horror and absolute hell. I died from the sickness. The premise is simple. A low life, dumb and inept petty thief, played with some saving grace by Dennis Leary, steals a famous painting that he is supposed to resell to an anonymous buyer at a remote location. Accompanied by his working class girlfriend, Sandra Bullock, who does all she can with this thankless role, they go to a location near the drop off point, only they get there before the drop off day and need a place to stay. They move temporarily into a mansion, whose owners are away. A rich and curious neighbor comes over, but they manage to convince the neighbor that they are friends of the owner and are there as invited guests. Meanwhile, the FBI is hot on their trail with a team headed up by Yaphet Kotto, an actor too good to be in this film. To make a long story short, Bullock wants Leary to go straight. He waffles. The neighbor goes for Bullock. She finds herself attracted to him but is torn by loyalty to Leary. She waffles. A local kid comes up with some dirt on the neighbor that he shares with Leary. This gives Leary the ammunition he needs to save the day, when the FBI finally catches up with them. I thought this movie was fantastic. The thief was cool and his girlfriend the cashier was fantastic but we would expect that from Sandra Bullock. The FBI agent was also cool and I liked at the end when he let the two go. The action in the film was also fantastic. I think the most romantic part of the movie was when Sandra and her boyfriend made up in the end of the movie and she made him promise to change and then ran and jumped in his arms. I also thought Sandra also showed a lot of fight when she knocked him down while at the party at the house of the real thief of the priceless art. I would certainly recommend this movie to all who is hopelessly romantic.
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